At the ice-cream shop last week, I order macedonia. “You mean macadamia,” laughs Bridie. Without my glasses, I’ve misread. Makes me realise, parts of my mind live in Italy, where macedonia is a scoop of fruit salad ice-cream. Parts of our mind involuntarily reside in places unvisited for years. Obviously the macadamia tub does not have flecks of glacĂ© cherry and orange zest. Philip’s never been to Macedonia, but has enjoyed his share of [macedonia]. I order a cone with vanilla and macadamia. Mansplaining macedonia to Bridie leaves the usual delible imprint. She’s too busy checking out the other flavours.