Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts

Sunday, 22 June 2025

Jail

 


go to jail

go directly to facebook jail

do not pass go

 

community standards

broached you’re reproached

you are suspended

 

do not collect two hundred

no correspondence

will be entered into

 

jailbird you think about

community chest

facebook’s worst and best

 

or chance, the kind of card

that gets you out for free

or sends you alone to reminisce

 

long days on old kent road

the ads the threads the saids

you must unsaid delete

 

long the nights dreaming

of everyone’s lost opinions

being there trafalgar square

 

what did you say

what were you thinking, even

no one’s saying a thing

 

eternity at leicester square

logon for a chat jailbird

prove that you are human

 

suspended for saying what

you’ve weeks fresh faceban

to remember what it was not

 

all the banter on bow street

picking the rants on piccadilly

choosing emojis on mayfair

 

have you got your emoji back

the echo chamber of your cell

your voice in constant backchat

 

not so, neither is the future

a facebook crowd end to end

now you endure a mass unfriend

 

options are to confess

to a charge that has not been named

a guilt you are not guilty of

 

time will heal your enmity

until you think throw away the key

reconstruct your identity

 

adopt a separate reality

the one where the world is scented

before facebook was invented

 

where true friends look you in the eye

you’ve space to think about why

or simply gaze at the sky

 

where life is not 24-hour cycles

monopolised by random chaos and

you permanently stuck on strand

 

for once look yourself in the mirror

test your suspenders

take a weekend bender

 

and leave social media behind

drown your facebook

and turn a leaf, contemplate

 

Saturday, 12 October 2024

FB

 


Image: Iso-mandala No. 181, October 2020.

[FB]

 Flowery Banter Flotsam Bombshell Flowing Benchmark

Forgettable Booty Flimsy Beauty Foreign Body

Farce Brook Fall Back Feeding Break

 

Flatscreen Bunfight Fickle BinNight Formal BendLight

Faulty Businesses Fluff Busters Fun Buttons

Flimsy Bios Fresh Bile Freight Bills

 

Frittering Behaviour Faux Bohemia Funky Believers

Faithful Blests Frightful Bests Filmy Beasts

Fuse Box Flash Backs Fast Bucks

 

Friends Bytesize Fibbing Byways Fantasm Beehive

Furtive Blasts Feature Blitz Fitful Bursts

Frost Bite Phish Bait Fast Bets

 

Fraudulent Bullies False Bulletins Fake Bullshit

Faze Blaze Fulsome Blues Fan Bliss

Fur Ball Final Bow Finish Blip

Thursday, 7 October 2021

Facebook

 It might be a hostile foreign power or simply a micro home entertainment unit. Its sovereignty is global, or perhaps no further than a boardroom of tech-heads. Six hours of downtime exposes the appetites of billions. It’s a disappearing diary scrolling down to logon time. It’s a daily point of reference, it’s for old people say the young people. A kaleidoscope of personal preferences, a selective slideshow of the self, hanging by a thread. It’s that, while conversely a confessional of emotions, a grab-bag of opinions, available to strangers. Business begets business until bust, rolling coverage over here in [facebook].


[facebook] Melbourne iPhone photograph 3 of 10: The government district, Macarthur Street, East Melbourne, 9
th September 2021, 8:42 am.

Tuesday, 16 April 2019

Facebook

Us millions, too busy much to give them a glance:
Give a word that begins and ends with T.
Bet you cannot name ten cities in France.
Politicians, their to be or not to be.
Someone’s dog’s breakfast, someone’s cat’s cradle.
Celebrate being a computer’s friend five years.
It comes out of space lit without a cable.
The palm goes vivid wherever it appears.
As we turn back to all the things not done,
The place where practical questions arise,
The home where we are that certain someone
Muddling in the middle of our tries.
Our face in the mirror lives with the known facts.
Our book of desires is a thousand tracts.
 
 
 
 
 

Thursday, 9 March 2017

Facebook (March)

[Screenplay] Like: ‘So how come you’re in the chatroom?’ Angry: ‘Wtf, it’s a free space. Why f****** not?’ Comment: ‘Don’t worry! Angry’s always like that.’ Wow: ‘Well I’m in the chatroom because I count myself king of infinite space.’ Haha: ‘The prince of the pixels!’ Loveheart: ‘Hmmm, I’m strangely attracted to Wow. He knows his own mind.’ Share: ‘Yes I must use that line myself sometime.’ Sad: ‘I’m here because I’m told I need to get out more.’ Comment: ‘Yes we all need that. Angry, are you going on the March?’ Angry: ‘Wtf does that mean? Don’t press my buttons!’