Attenborough (April)

Sir David Accessory climbs into the Amazon with zooms and magnifiers and high-evolved calculators, his friend Sir David Attitude beside him, the world his oyster, when it isn’t a baboon or a piranha. Often confused with Sir David Altitude, as you can imagine. Along for the ride is Sir David Accentuation, over-enthusiastic for an invisible insect one second, breathless before a blubbering whale, the next. Also his daring doppelganger, Sir David Actorly, hopping wallaby-like hoping in broad daylight, or stealthily approaching his prey from behind, The New Series By April, and whispering into the mike, at night, with an ultra-red.