Friday, 11 September 2026

Beyond

 Letrilla: All of Which is Beyond Words

i.m Simon Carey Holt, author of ‘Eating Heaven’

 


You and how you talk at table

Speaking of the unspeakable

Together of the present day

Blessed givens and come-what-mays

All of which is beyond words

 

Then on message capable

Messaging the unmissable

Here there nearly everywhere share

Now the news now contempt now care

None of which is beyond words

 

Opinions faster faster

Complex like your bowl of pasta

Situations vast and vaster

One solved the next a disaster

All of which is beyond words

 

Politicians you could throttle

Contents not on the sauce bottle

When this moment calls for cool heads

You hear and say what must be said

None of which is beyond words

 

Tables are level playing fields

Where cases each can be appealed

Things never heard before the Law

You speak at length not one ignore

All of which are beyond words

 

Ice cream softens the argument

The sweet intent of what you meant

Verdicts postponed hatchets buried

When life is a bowl of cherries

None of which is beyond words

 

By tomorrow other stories

Implausible morning glories

Some homely some matters of State

The table awaits your updates

All of which is beyond words

 

 

 

Monday, 31 August 2026

Augustus

 August 31 Word of the Day: Augustus

 


Augustus Disgustus

Wrote florid horrids

Monster wantsers

Greedier medias

Persian aspersions

All-mights all night

Augustus Combustus 

 

Augustus Combustus

Sold employment destroyment

Disappointment appointments

You’re hired you’re fired

Executive executions

Booked bimbo bombs

Augustus Golddustus

 

Augustus Golddustus

Made blue suit reboots

Phoney funny money

Lying without trying

Impeach speeches

Creaturely featurettes

Augustus Nonplussedus

 

Augustus Nonplussedus

Built artless arches

Stark staring statuary

Best crestfallen walls

Colosseum museums

Poison pools

Augustus Bloodlustus

 

Augustus Bloodlustus

Wrestled bantam phantoms

Lightweight lieutenants

Heavyweight headaches

Midnight monotonologues

Stormy swarms

Augustus Antitrustus

 

Augustus Antitrustus

Owed millions his millions

Doodly squat despot

Frauds rumours casualties

Lend him your last loan

Casino crumbs

Augustus Uppercrustus

 

Augustus Uppercrustus

Ate Big Mac super snacks

Diet hard Coke

Oreo afternoons

Famished for fame

Glutton for glory

Augustus Wanderlustus

 

Augustus Wanderlustus

Wrote geography autobiography

Made Greenland meanland

Israel misrule France frown

Muddle East Wild West

Gulf of Emergency

Augustus Sawdustus

 

Augustus Sawdustus

Left perks circuses

A pitiful pit full

A slumpful dump full

Golden shower caps

Olden power naps

Augustus Disgustus

Sunday, 30 August 2026

Blueberry

 August 30 Word of the Day: Blueberry

 

Blueberry her tag, her registry statement at the home (temporary) from bewildering lanes of city cruelty. There to learn the hard way. To learn the scavenge of empty places, the threat of eventide that is darkness. Cat outside the bounds of domestic expectation, arrived unbidden, unknown. To be found in the crucial moment. Saoirse Blueberry O’Connor. Her chosen name after discovery. A basket on the passage to a corridor. Smell of unusual dry biscuits and lapping water bowl. Todays one upon another where a door opens on grass and green stalks. And settled sleep in dusk’s inside, dawn’s safe re-emergence.