April 25 Word of the Day: Hormuz
No one’s going anywhere in the Strait of Hormuz
All attention telescoped on shipping at anchor
Where no means yes and the command is refuse,
Destroyers indistinguishable from tankers.
World’s attention telescoped on shipping at anchor
Asks who is the prince and who the buffoon,
Carriers indistinguishable from tankers
When next week or next year both mean soon.
Ask who is the prince and who the buffoon -
It’s a narrow call, a tight squeeze, a stalemate
When next week or next year both mean soon
And you are merely the current head of state.
It’s a narrow reach, a sight tease, a failed state
The Strait of Hormuz every second in the news
And you are clearly the current headline’s fate
Running out of energy searching for clues.
Dire strait of Hormuz every second in the blues
Knows everyone to blame and no one to thank
Running out of energy not wanting to choose
With holidays on hold and no tiger in the tank.
Now everyone’s to blame and no one’s to thank
What’s mine’s mine turning overnight oil shocks
With holidays on hold and no extra in the bank
The very latest form of Persian paradox:
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Mine’s mined, burning midnight oil shocks
No one’s going anywhere in the Strait of Hormuz
The very oldest form of Persian paradox
Where yes means no and the command is accuse.

