August 31 Word of the Day: Augustus

 

Augustus Disgustus

Wrote florid horrids

Monster wantsers

Greedier medias

Persian aspersions

All-mights all night

Augustus Combustus 

 

Augustus Combustus

Sold employment destroyment

Disappointment appointments

You’re hired you’re fired

Executive executions

Booked bimbo bombs

Augustus Golddustus

 

Augustus Golddustus

Made blue suit reboots

Phoney funny money

Lying without trying

Impeach speeches

Creaturely featurettes

Augustus Nonplussedus

 

Augustus Nonplussedus

Built artless arches

Stark staring statuary

Best crestfallen walls

Colosseum museums

Poison pools

Augustus Bloodlustus

 

Augustus Bloodlustus

Wrestled bantam phantoms

Lightweight lieutenants

Heavyweight headaches

Midnight monotonologues

Stormy swarms

Augustus Antitrustus

 

Augustus Antitrustus

Owed millions his millions

Doodly squat despot

Frauds rumours casualties

Lend him your last loan

Casino crumbs

Augustus Uppercrustus

 

Augustus Uppercrustus

Ate Big Mac super snacks

Diet hard Coke

Oreo afternoons

Famished for fame

Glutton for glory

Augustus Wanderlustus

 

Augustus Wanderlustus

Wrote geography autobiography

Made Greenland meanland

Israel misrule France frown

Muddle East Wild West

Gulf of Emergency

Augustus Sawdustus

 

Augustus Sawdustus

Left perks circuses

A pitiful pit full

A slumpful dump full

Golden shower caps

Olden power naps

Augustus Disgustus