Online

 

[Online]

 

do you ever feel spoken to

by online does online ever

reach you where you’re at

 

is online your main learning tool

what’s the first think you think

when you see the word online

 

do you wake or sleep online

does online enhance your sleep

or keep you awake all night

 

this survey takes only a minute

does online lift your spirit offer

all the spirituality you need

 

do you use the wasted time app

to measure how much online

could be spent on something else

 

when the scroll fights

when the troll bites

when you’re feeling sad

 

do you simply remember

your favourites online and

everything feels alright

 

sorry actually this survey

takes several hours

but you can pause at any time

 

would you describe your current

online presence as vacant

glancing nonchalant pedestrian

 

academic insomniac

omnivorous omniscient

psychopathic trumpian

 

all of the above

if online fell over today

never to recover would you

 

go in search of another spirituality

sort it out over a cup of tea

or 2, 3, 4, 5 cups please specify

 

return to writing letters by hand

go to the kusama show

for the afternoon spit the dummy

 

what will online do in retirement

take up shuttlecock ring triple-0

retell its carer old clickbait stories?