Misspelling (February)

On 26^th February Trump tweeted, ‘Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer!’ Perhaps he’s bragging about his axe skills. Trump’s a man of his word, a man of honer. He spells it that way, which will be fun in a court of law: ‘Yes, Your Honer!’ He’s worth a billion dolours, which is why he wants to be the Pressdent of the Unnoted Staples of Amourica. Speaking of Amour, love letters to femails everywhere are being cerealised at the Notional Suckyourity Agentsee. If Snowden Two leaks the swalky contents it will show Tramp’s human side.