Friday 27 December 2013

Wave (Philip Hunter)



Waking we go to the sea to gaze into the recurrent waves. We want to ask the sea any question, in hope of finding the answer inside ourselves. They crash into us, knock us down or drag us along until we learn to duck or plunge or surf the waves. They seethe past us and rush undertow, the water cold from night. The pleasure of their rhythmic repetitions answers a certainty we learn in time. For even provisional answers are answers, as much as we grasp. And even here inland where the earth gives off the must and grit of worn seasons, we hear the recurrent waves. The slight breeze turns to a light breeze turns to a right wind and we hear the waves we never see, where the breezes come from, mighty and frightful out of the sea. Stillness turns to swell. Where squabble and chaos typified nightfall, froth and wash comes with morning. Artists cannot keep up and are reduced to shorthand. Our beings may resolve to gaze hard at the course of tempest.  Yet peace comes with these tranquil after effects of waves, one after another, though the pattern is imperceptible and innocent of the efforts of a formal draughtsman. Shore and moon before did their greatest, while here the lift and rush is settling and almost human in its small games.




Dreaming the sea rises up to take us down. Where we go in the surge is hardly even our business. We find the floor and ceiling equally endless, rigorous and writhing.  They are like eternities we barely have a moment to consider, should we care, should we dare. We are taken by the shoals through flatlands of moonlit gloom or sunlit filtering: stones, weeds and schools. When the new wave hit in 1978 it must have looked like a passing comedy to the author of Wisdom. As it subsided into undertow for the next new wave, did its former majesty stand up to scrutiny? Was it surpassing good? Wondrous was its crest against the sky, froth and bubble its most exorbitant after effect, plunged back into the daylight floor. Everywhere on our headlands and island bodies and far-reaching limbs new waves rush. The new wave of 1583, whence the men of London went into new found waters. What are we to make of these expansions and contractions? Everyone has dreamt of the Queen. The new wave of 330 may hold us in thrall, outstripping precedent. To think one Rome was not enough, they built another, as if the wave would never fall. Our landscape dreams, just as they appear moon-dry and explicable on paper, at the moment when they have reached their shelf-life, hear rain, or something like it, notice rising sighs of water, welcome the inevitable that is rushing as waves towards us, where we choose to be.  


Tidal Surge, Dust Wave No. 5 (Philip Hunter) (2007)

Monday 2 December 2013

Siesta


As a thorough Italophile though this seemed only the first step before total commonsense took over and Australia instituted siesta as the best way to manage the unbearably hot weather we endure most summers. It is an indication of how terribly British Australia still is that we slave through a nine-to-five day and find charming the concept of siesta, while in similar conditions in a place like Rome everyone is already asleep at five-past-two in the afternoon. The only way this will change is when siesta is made legislation.

As throughout Italy though, this seemed only the first stop before total commonsense was lost and Australians insisted on siesta as the best way to manage the overbearing hot waiters who emerge most summers. It is an indication of how Britishly terrible Australia is that we sleep through a noon-to-four day and find calming the concept of siesta, while in similar condominiums in a place like Sydney everyone is anyway asleep from ten most nights until five-past-eight in the morning. The way this will only change is when siesta is made less positive logical.

As a through road of Italian cars files up this seamy alley it is only the first step before total commandeering takes over and the Australian drivers instantly toot-toot for steamy siesta as the best way to manage the bearings around hot winding ways, whether they are insured or not, since last summer. It is the indicator that is terribly British as the Australians still their slavering breasts through a five-to-ninety speed increase, find alarming the concept of siesta, while in similar conditions in a place like Rome everyone is already between tootling and speeding at well inside this rate most afternoons. The way to change this is when siesta is made legislation.

As throughout Italy, philosophers tough out this seemingly only first step before total commonsense takes over, while Australia is situated some siestas at best away, they manage the unbelievable and believable alike like so much hot weather endured and must be most summers. It is an indication of how terribly British Australian philosophy still is that we slave through up to ninety-five theses before Tuesday and find charming the conception of siesta, while similar conditionals in Roman leave everyone asleep at five-past-two, or sooner. The afternoon nap is the only way this will change, as no one is interested anymore in existentialism.

As a thorough Italian thought, this is a steamy only first stretch before total unconsciousness takes over. Dreams of Australia insinuate their seismic aspirations in the best way, manipulating unbared hot wishes. They assure us its summer. It is an indication of how terrifically brutish Australia still is in dreams that slaves throw a nine-to-five day revolution while Prince Charming concedes seizures of lust. Similar conditions in Rome are everyone’s regular and ready sleep come afternoon. The only way this will change is when siesta is made illegal.

As through Italianate though somewhat only early wakeful steps we glide, before total commonsense shakes us awake again, over in Australia it’s suitably midnight where such and such of the best waves manage and manage and manage the hot weather we endure most summers. It is an indication of how terribly British Australia still is that we slave through a nine-to-five day and find charming the concept of siesta, while in similar conditions in a place like Rome everyone is asleep at five-past-two and it may as well be night. The only way this will change is when siesta is made legitimate.

As a thorough Italophile might say, this seemed only the first step before total commonsense took over and Australia instituted siesta. This, it can be said also, is the best way to manage the unbearably hot weather endured, and not without complaint, most summers. It is an indication of how terribly British, terribly terribly British Australia still is that we slave, slave (he said) through a nine-to-five day and find charming the concept of siesta, while in similar conditions in a place like Rome (grumble) everyone is already asleep at five-past-two in the afternoon. The only way this will change is when siesta is made, where was I, legislation.




Thursday 28 November 2013

Dye


Driving and taking express trains in recent days through the Clifton Hill area we have noticed posters, flyers, tags, and other media with the letters D.Y.E.

Photographs of D.Y.E. at the running ground near Merri Creek Bridge in Clifton Hill

Photographs of D.Y.E. on the south wall of the squash courts near Ivanhoe Railway Station

What is D.Y.E.?, asks Bridie at the car window. Guesses start up. Guesses get out of control.

Did You Ever
Dazzling Yippity Evergreens
Dozen Yoga Exercises
Descry Yonder Emu
Dangerous Yorker Executed
Dark Yarn Endings
Dollar Yuan Empires
Darebin Yuck Effluent
Dye Your Ear
Dead Yuppie Expenses
Dastardly Yeomen Explode
Dressy Yves-Saint-Laurent Egos
Demonstrable Yeast Extract
Decorated Yurt Entrance
Deus Yes Exclamations
Darken Your Eyelid
Delicate Yolky Eggs
Desktop Youthful Efforts
Drippy Years Elongate
Desperate Yemeni Extremists
Do Yetis Everest
Doggie’s Yard Excrement
Decades Yesterdays Ever
Don Your Earring
Delicatessen Yoghurt Excellent
Dollar Yuan Empires
Diamonds Yonks Eternity
Dense Yewtree Exfoliations
Dreamy Ylang-ylang Euphoria
Daisy Yoke Extras
Deafening Yodelling Everywhere
Dark Yellow Elephants
Detail Your Errors
Demimonde Yes-men Evaporate
Delirious Yobbos Expectorate
Damp Yacht Equipment
Designing Y-shaped Egyptians
Didgeridoo Yells Eureka
Delightful Young Eucalypts
Detox Yuletide Excesses
Deadpan Yugoslavian Elections
Downtown Yen Expenditure
Dangerous Yaks Exercise
Despite Yawns Even
Dusty Y-chromosome Ethiopia
Dante’s Yearning Exits
Dam Yam Eatery
Delicious Yabby Edibles
Dated Yearbook Events
Dumb Yank Entertainment
Drear Yarrow Evidence
Dry Yang Environment
Darling Yarra Eddies
Donuts Yep Eight
Dirty Yakka Education
Danish Yggdrasil Emblems
Daring Yo-Yo Escapades

Driving and taking express trains in different cars and trains through Clifton Hill, we come up over a few days with this list. We, being Philip Harvey, Bridie Harvey, Carol O’Connor, and Donna Ward. Mainly Philip and Bridie. Donna fixated on Egyptians. But what is D.Y.E.? Googling we find it is more prosaic, a Melbourne hip-hop band. Two links explain:



These people must spend a lot of time in the Clifton Hill area. Maybe they live in Clifton Hill, or Fairfield, or Ivanhoe. They expend as much time on street promotion as music, that’s for sure. The sites explain nothing about the initials. Perhaps it’s the real names of the band members, rather than their contrived American hip-hop pseudonyms (Slam Master D, MHZ, and DJ Marshall).  Maybe they are Dave, Yuri, and Eric.



Photograph of D.Y.E. on the north wall of the squash courts near Ivanhoe Railway Station

Wednesday 20 November 2013

Untitled (Philip Hunter)


Waking The land is covered in titles. In fact, all the land has been titled and there is not any land that is not titled. If this is how we wish to regard facts, though one person’s fact may be someone else’s temporary assertion. A title to land may be someone else’s mere piece of paper. Since settlement the land has been settled and settled, and in the process, titled and titled. Another word for settlement is titlement. If you are not with the title-makers then your idea of the land is different, since settlement. Titlement infers entitlement, but they are not the same. This sounds like semantics, until the boundaries are drawn, the fences built, the buildings realised, the roads reinforced. Places themselves are given titles and soon the process of naming has changed everyone’s perception of everywhere, even an innocent lake, even a line in the earth. Those who title the land give the same to their personal names. Mock crusaders who had claimed the land for a foreign monarch were, by that monarch, knighted. Rash dashers quarried the lot and landed themselves a gong. Square on posts to the horizon are fixed titles. Facts are facts, according to the latest opinion. Though any amount of assertion could change that by tomorrow morning. New titles in fancy new lettering could be posted, by special decree, and never mind those who cannot spell. But what if everyone and everywhere was still untitled? 

Dreaming Sleep was sized-up. Words of explanation were summoned. Approximate, but still words that helped toward a definition. Words of explanation became the definition. They started to determine the meaning of the sleep. Thus titled, they were hung in a large hall called a gallery. Although artist’s name, dates, materials used, centimetre edges, and other details were included with the title, far from make a distinction, they became part of the title. Brave exhibitors tried to buck this formality by calling their size-up ‘Untitled’. This was a futile farce, as people of all ages could see that ‘Untitled’ was a title. It didn’t stop these sleepers, who turned ‘Untitled’ into an approximation for any hanging to which they didn’t wish to give a name. Soon the approximation became a convention. Red dots started showing up. Visitors saw these as kiss marks, like the lipstick O’s found on cased relics of saints. Other visitors thought they were outbursts of a disease that any moment could become contagious. Whether a sign of adoration or fear, there was going to be a cost. Not that sleep is at all like this. It is more like a landscape, or cityscape, or housescape, or fire escape that is come across and could lead across those places without a signpost in sight. All dreams go untitled.


Untitled No. 4 Acheron (Philip Hunter)

 

Wednesday 6 November 2013

Zličín (Prague Metro)


Because this head won’t leave you alone. Because the past lets loose its bombs, crude as that. Because the inners turn noisome, if not nauseous. Because the noise itself is an unrelent. Because you cannot do anything for them now. Because you must not do anything for them. Because who is to blame but you and they and another. Because the city withholds its care. Because of because. You will want to go away for a while. You know you should stay, or someone tells you that, but the only way out is out. It is more than a hint. Is it just the internet overload does it? The indifference, even of humans, that clicks a switch? Rather than speeches, it’s small words take out the energy? Time to take time out. You go to Zličín, at the end of the line. Zličín, yes Zličín indeed. Of all places, Zličín. Logically and instinctively, Zličín. You go in a daze more than an expectation. You step onto the floor of the carriage as if in a trance, a dream almost not felt since schooldays. Or earlier. The seat beneath you is restful. The carriage and its three strangers is a balm. They look at one another in silence, as if waiting were the norm. It is like going out beyond the end of the alphabet, where there are no more words. There should be more places in your life like Zličín. If only they could be accessed at will. Every day there are troubles. Every day some quirk to flip composure. Sure as the sun rises in all its glory, there will be some business you have to sort out. It can override. It can become every thought. It can take over. It takes over. Places like Zličín, you wish you could remind yourself they are there. And when you arrive you keep going. Out past the Zličín of Ikea and Metropole and Globus and Tesco. Out past the buses and mad motorists of Zličín. You walk into the countryside, by the side of the road, or through a park. The roads are clear and bright. A few strangers are out working for their living in the sun. Three, four, five… They must have their troubles too. You walk out into the green countryside, along old laneways, through woodlands where birds work on their nests. Not that you have ever been to Zličín, or ever will, it is simply there at the end of the Zličín line. It is there to travel to. Writing can make it seem that you have been to Zličín, knowing it is there, which doesn’t mean it isn’t there. Zličín is solid enough, terminus of not pretending. It means too you can dream of Zličíns of the soul, terminus of Line B (Yellow), knowing it is there. Go to places where you are accepted for who you are. To places where you are accepted for who you were and will be. To places where they see and hear and understand. To places where you are newly understood. Not Zličín but more than Zličín. Places you knew of already but could only reach via Zličín. Even places you could never have imagined that only exist out beyond Zličín.


Monday 4 November 2013

Písnice (Prague Metro)


If the European money comes through they will commence construction of Line D in 2017. Such words trip off the tongue of the documentary maker. This is the proposed line to Písnice. It will travel south. It will be up to the Non-Russians this time, to make it run. It will be the Blue Line. Just as the river flows north in a languorous curve, so the metro will go south in a comical reversal. The fish swim through the pools of translucent water in this remarkable drawing made by a leaky biro. That’s what we see. But Písnice does not turn into Piscine except on the page. Písnice does not mean woodland pools and smooth patterned carp. Písnice means bus depots and supermarkets and schools and medium highrise and squarish houses with swimming pools, and pathways and ponds and parks of ashes and beeches and elms, and dogs and dandelions and lavender and snails to the Czechs. The odds are high the station will always be called Písnice, if it is built. We imagine a station of black-and-gold interiors lined on whitewashed walls with select portraits in oil of great railway men of Prague. A station of constantly changing musical vibrations set up by hundreds of chimes dangling from the roof that are tuned to different frequencies each hour and as each new train comes into the platform, replacing muzak and public announcements. A station, we imagine, of underwater wonder in which features of the Great Barrier Reef that will no longer exist are reproduced in replica for the nautical commuters. A station in which record highs and lows in world temperature are registered on a running digital screen of blue lines. A station unimaginable to either czarists or bolsheviks. They, Prague, must have mixed views about a metro line to Písnice. Who has the money to buy a railway line? Why does it go to their neighbourhood and not ours? What if it never gets finished? That the Prague City Council has not finalised the preferred route would not improve confidence in some quarters. Two options are still under review. The first involves constructing Line D as an eight kilometre seven-station branch off Line C near Pancrác Metro, at a cost of around 24.7 billion crowns (in Australia, $1.3 billion). Alternatively, D could be constructed as an independent route from the city for 29 billion crowns (A$1.5 billion). These figures trip off the tongue of the finance minister. They trip, they slur, they get out of control and inflate. But then, it could all get washed away by 2017 as the river rises, again. Or remain derelict, as economic forces cross the border in the middle of the night. Or stay unbuilt, if a war starts or the climate escalates or the computers collapse. There are plans for Line E, or Line [E], as well. E will be the Purple Line and is said to be a Circle Line. Details are sketchy. Yet the trains will travel to Písnice all going well, and barring better offers, by 2022. Slowly the reality will sink in.



Thursday 31 October 2013

Můstek (Prague Metro)

And what if instructions were followed and all the manuscripts were destroyed? The stories of inequitable trials and faceless castle corridors, destroyed. The fantasy fables about country weddings and insect-men, destroyed. The daily records of Habsburg immobility at the end of Empire, destroyed. The underlining of Judaic theory beneath the manners of an industrial city, destroyed. The demand for perfection of the work always meant a work was never complete. Like appointments and trips, he was going to call it off. Major decisions like engagements, he would procrastinate and then cancel. The generations no one, least he, could have imagined? The passengers at Můstek Metro reading his deluxe edition? Complete with stupendous footnotes? Well, one passenger anyway, in the front carriage. Other passengers are not so concerned. “Oh, that guy, the one who thought he was a cockroach.” “I had to do him at school. What a depressive!” “ This is something I don’t need in my life right now.” “Sure, they have a museum for him in Malástrana. They even sell tee-shirts.” Notwithstanding, because we read his words at all, survival is an attribute we know about Franz Kafka. Bohumil Hrabal, ditto. Who in his book ‘Total Fears’ wrote that Czech history is a “constantly postponed beginning, and a simultaneous ending.” He must have had in mind several watershed moments. The breakthroughs of Czech nationalists, the non-stop non-starts of normalisation. His sardonic words speak for the country. An original proud state from medieval times. It is older than Russia, more coherent than Germany, yet Bohemia is in the middle. It is always going to get in the way of other people’s ambitions. They will interfere. It is a nation with a mind of its own. It will change its mind. The reader returns to ‘Total Fears’ as if  a contagion were upon him. Is Hrabal’s own way of writing a “constantly postponed beginning, and a simultaneous ending”? And what if none survived? His taoist tales of living and dying, pulped. His perverse adventures in provincial hotels, shredded. His interminable self-reference, that is a form of high comedy, recycled. His wizardly interviews that mock the occupation, lost. Instead of samizdat and creamy monographs coming at the rate he wrote them, all his published work had been force-fed into a scrap machine? His prolific output of comic genius reduced to pulp? All those nights at the sign of the Golden Tiger, come to nothing, nights of nought. His sceptical view of Russians, Americans, all equally cruel and capable of calculated betrayal, lost in bundles of reconditioned paper. But this especial book was purchased in a handsome imprint from that grand bookshop on Václavské Náměstí. There is a woman in the third carriage reading a copy right now, at  Můstek. These little bridges written by one pontifex minimus or another. They connect us to the Prague we can now imagine, or only imagine.



The medieval bridge found at the metro station and now on permanent display.

Wednesday 30 October 2013

Florenc (Prague Metro)



Pronounced Florents. Authorities haven’t deflected our questions about a missing [E] by mounting red and yellow plaques where an [E] could be hidden. Why, is itself an abstract capital in this most ancient of capitals. Is the station paying tribute to the Parisian novelist who wrote a whole novel without the main letter of the alphabet? [E]xcept there is another [E] there already. Remove the [E] and watch the line turn nil. The Tuscan city came before the Prague quarter came before the hotel came before the station. It was Sokolovská during the rain dribbly drab days of normalisation, down below so-called Sokol Street. O the wonder then of somewhere obscure and realist only available by [E]scalator! Hidden behind every plaque is an [E]mergency, the days of clampdown or liberation. They are no longer there but we can kind of see them if we look close enough. There are sober days when it is recalled how it could happen again: tanks, protests, speeches, enforced treaties. For under every Prague plaque is [E]xile, where Italy or England or America contain their own stories, of loneliness and repair. There we notice leaders-in-waiting, their every thought on the undeniable future. Interchange stations are a child’s game for the newcomer, following the yellow line [B] and the red line [C] to find the other platform. Though crowds of Czechs have forgotten what it’s like to be a child. It’s the workday, alone together. Because the thing that is missing is probably [E]xistentialism, no one has time. What is suppressed here is any kind of [E]xtravagance, something they may not need, being surrounded by such architecture, such centuries of [E]xhibition building. Mucha as much a swirl of [E]ffervescence as Kafka a firmness of [E]nergy, ever anxious for [E]rror. Not that I ever exited via Florenc. It was an underground vision from a  Metro window,a golden shrine, a minute of indulgence. I never had to step out there every day. I never had to live with the mundane reality, as the cliché goes, as clichés will. It is other people’s fragile natures must be tested in a place like Florenc. Pronounced Florents, by the Czechs. Dante refers to Bohemia, though he never visited. His whole life was spent piecing together again the city he couldn’t return to. He returned every day of his life, one way or another, in words and thoughts. He went down into the underground, as if that could lessen the pain. He could have filled volumes with the social transgressions of Prague. There is not an [E]book with the capacity to include all Dante had to say, but then it wasn’t his city. The pain is the lesson. He wished to fill the [E]mptiness with the world as he knew it, the world left behind. Not that the plaques at Florenc hide an [E], they are the colours of the two lines of a Metro that cross over at this station, an epsilon meeting at this one place under the one [E]arth.  

Monday 28 October 2013

Hradčanská (Prague Metro)



So fast, so direct, so immediate, the vehicle of necessity. Under the ground the passengers read and stare inside the tidy carriages. Words in their books and looks of ambition in their eyes animate the spaces below the earth. They are that much closer to the fires inside the planet, that much further away from Baroque-blue sky. Temptation is only a moment distant away, or the resolution to accept what is given. Books close. The carriages come to a standstill. To alight may mean returning to the scene of bureaucratic inertia or the maelstrom of power decisions or the locality of the official crime. There’s always going to be someone with a problem up top, and someone else who has to find an answer to the problem. Those without a problem stay seated. For us, time to alight. What reasons drive educated beings to think it worth going to the top? They are much too busy to ask the question, far too efficient to factor in doubt. The clamour of dozens of unknowns, well, unknown to one another, that is, fills the doorways and rushes over the platform before it is too late. Too late for what, though? It is early in the day. The escalators are not selective. No syncopated step has your name written on it. So it is wise to become friends with the escalator. Its rhythmic rise is purely functional, but we are given to think it is (actually) a great leveller. No one will be particularly sorry, in the long term, at least. Then, what is up above, only what we always suspected? Where one decade is much like another. The king of flowers stands in the gallery of his heated subjects, about to watch the whole thing fall. Suave ambassadors wheedle and outwit who won’t be back tomorrow. The lookouts have more influence than the princes in a city ruled by diamond-eyed invaders. Most anything you care to mention is here in files, ready for questioning, ready to trip the switch. And as they come up into sunlit streets from Hradčanská below, all the windows of the Castle stare silently at the city below. Because as usual it is this year in this story, the first year of the world. The old streets going up there wind and divert, made in an age with more time on its hands. Briefcases fly like drones parallel to the ground. Faces assume the bearing of acquired control, playing on their keyboards like fingers of rain. When will be the day of reckoning? Does it come to us in laughter and tears? Was it always there in signs and wonders? Or is it solemn the way commuters are solemn, going up to the environs of the Castle one morning? Their faces set to the consequences, their demeanour deliberate, their minds immersing in the task. Yet every word for the Castle and environs confounds their individuality: keep, court, cell, juryroom, office, bureau, chamber, labyrinth, purgatory.

Friday 25 October 2013

Pankrác (Prague Metro)

One who knows from the doctor for a certainty it is their last year alive, gazes at everyone and everything with a wonder they cannot express. The man in black could be a priest, a professor, or a secret service agent. A woman is sharpening a knife in her mind. A lonely man in his fifth day of mediation is losing interest in dissembling. While behind him on the down escalator is the shop assistant who has been doing this for too long and should go back to study, or anything, really, other than this stuff, down. Someone else carries the burden of being thought of as just someone else. They go down every Monday and Tuesday to catch the train at Pankrác Metro. The student carries in his head all the confusions that cannot reach a page of his essay. The young man with the downloads of European electronica  in his ears refuses to catch anyone’s eye. The middle man who has replaced his consumption of women with consumption of Pilsner Urquell, waits immobile for the amber state to pass. A woman of independent demeanour is, you would never think it, about to explode any minute with pent-up fury. Every Tuesday and Wednesday they are on the escalator to Pankrác, in English Pancras, after nearby Saint Pancras Church. He misses someone so much that the escalator could be a cloud, a flying carpet. The beauty descends, who may be going to see her new boyfriend or may be going to see the ex or may be just going, somewhere, else. Every Wednesday and Thursday they find themselves again on the platform of Pankrác Metro, Pankrác being where the Pankrác Remand Centre is found, Pankrác being Prague slang for a prison. The woman is beyond caring now the moment of loss has arrived full force. While that man over there is the same difficult individual he was when he was a teenager. Every Thursday and Friday, Pankrác again, Saint Pancras Station, streamlined, neutral; or else a joke prison, a place they share as they stand in line first thing in the morning. The man with too much computer in his fibres is numbly staring at the tracks. The woman with time on her hands lets time fix her hair and paint her lips in a tiny mirror.  The child with her grandmother could solve this knot with a simple twist. In her bag the lifetime resident keeps a packet of of headache tablets and a safety weapon. The man in his newspaper is in the world where chancellors berate and climate change argues, until the red and silver train comes in at his feet. The woman with tactics always finds a window by standing on the same platform tiles where the door opens. A man is wondering how he got into such a stupid argument last night and regrets it all, until next week. 


Thursday 24 October 2013

Superlative


Top Ten List of Superlative People

  1. The person most ready to walk the extra mile.
  2. The person I love the most.
  3. The happiest person in the street.
  4. The unhappiest person in the world.
  5. The person who found again the thing of greatest value they had lost.
  6. The person who remembers the true greatness of those who have died.
  7. The person with no time to read best lists.
  8. The person who tells people to get real by walking on water.
  9. The person who keeps listening.
  10. The person who is the mostest ever in my humble opinion.

Next week: Top Ten List of the Very Best People Ever Ever.

Monday 21 October 2013

Dejvická (Prague Metro)


Panels on the wall of Dejvická Metro Station

Kingstown was the imperial way of claiming Ireland, with its hints at King’s Own. Anyone coming into or out of Ireland was left in no doubt about the occupying nation. It stood on the east coast of the island like a royal standard, embossed and distinctive. First day in Prague means taking the bus from Ruzyně International Airport, past the green meadows and outlying homes of orange and white, the shady trees sleepy in the warm air. Children talk vividly, teenagers slump and drawl, adults watch with one eye on the time. At the train stop the locals stay put while the plane travellers clamber out for the connection at the metro station known as Dejvická. It is the terminus of Line A, something we find by turning our unfolded maps in circles until the orientation is right. The entrance goes down below the boulevard known as Evropská Třída. How to pronounce all of these words with their quiffs and moustaches and monocles! Spaniards, a mother and her daughter, can see I have no idea which station to travel to, so while we wait on a seat for the next train they turn unfolded maps in clockwise directions and engage in comic Anglo-Hispanic, until the girl points excitedly at Invalidovna. The platform is temporarily populated with representatives of five continents, their languages back to basics as they confront the mysteries of Czech. But it wasn’t always the case. The station was opened ten years after normalisation was introduced, on the 12th of August 1978. It was called Leninova. No busts of the Bolshevik greet the tourist these days at the top of the escalator, or down in the vaults, or through the closed circuit. Vladimir no longer signs off on the passports. The houses all around look spruce in the lazy day, not scratched and uncleaned when they were part of being normal. The grimaces of wealthy Czechs in Dejvice must have been permanent before the wind changed, taking the metro to work in town. But still it is a wonder how the tunnels were blasted into place by the Russians and Czechs, a subterranean memory of Moscow. The rulers who flew in from that place would have been driven to The Castle in flash cars. But the embossment stayed in place, tribute to the gaunt man with the hatred of what kings owned, until the Velvet Revolution. He was always going to be a problem father-figure, staring balefully and jutting his pointy beard. Leninova was renamed Dejvická in 1990, after the ancient district in which the station is located in Prague 6. Dejvice, site of Roman camps and one of the oldest monasteries in Bohemia became the new home of the Velvet Underground. The Spanish ladies stepped onto the train. We kept on with our Spanglish, wondering the while what sights we were missing many many metres above our heads. 


Dejvická Metro under construction in the 1970s


Sunday 20 October 2013

Invalidovna (Prague Metro)



Walls of yellow pressed metal arch over the train tunnel at Invalidovna. The Russians built the metro for the Czechs, maybe as compensation for reclaiming the country in 1968. The authorities called it normalisation. But unlike Moscow, where the Communists constructed underground stations to rival the conquered Romanov palaces, in Prague it was state-of-the-art functional. Through the arches we find the escalators beckon at the end of the hallway. Escalators rattle at top speed as we step lightly and quickly onto the next offering. Their steps click-clack woodenly, their ascent is sharp. Light that must come from the sky is visible up above: it could be Dante by Doré. It’s the weekend in Karlin and no one is in the streets. Long grass barely moves in the stillness of the fields around housing complexes. Grass flowers with prickly leaves dandle in the air. Clever weeds link in to the footpaths. We walk towards what the map says is the hotel but there is no one in sight and summer heat increases. At last, near a chained-up premises stands a policeman, not doing much, what with everyone being asleep or in one of the parks or swimming at the pool. The name of the hotel is on a card. He reads the card and points down the street about one hundred yards. Invalidovna itself is nowhere to seen in this landscape of closed down ruins, commission housing and new hotels. It was Prague’s hôtel des invalids, built in the 1730s as a hospital and dormitory for war veterans. The hotel brochure helps: “Only a ninth of the original design was ever completed. At most, about 1200 inmates lived there. In 1935, all inhabitants moved to another "invalidovna" and the building was used by the Czech army. After this, it was used as an army archive. The building was damaged by a large flood in 2002, and most of the archive materials was destroyed. The building currently awaits an expensive reconstruction. One possible future use is as a part of the Philosophical Faculty of Charles University.” On a pillar in the hotel lobby is a plaque with a blue line, showing where the floodwater reached; it is about the height of the reception counter. Slowly the scene comes into our minds, as we imagine it from the upstairs window, after booking in. The Vltava broke its banks at Karlin, the most vulnerable low-lying inner suburb of Prague. It damaged irreparably the lines of nearby shops. They have all been razed and a ‘park’ of unchecked trees grows for a kilometre between the hotels and the river. The water flooded everything in Karlin, so much of the place had to be rebuilt. The water saturated the soil, turning it into a quagmire. The floodwaters raced everywhere as they rose, pouring down into every drain and crevice. Most particularly, the vast escalator shaft that takes us down into the station of Invalidovna. The waters poured inexorably into the underground, making infernal streams and bringing everything down there to a stop. Karlin recovers after ten years. But memory is a trickster. Unlike the other stations on the line, there are no pressed metal arches over the tunnel walls at Invalidovna. That is how it would be remembered, but only the colour is right, when we google image it, home in Australia.


Thursday 10 October 2013

Tremor (Philip Hunter)


 Waking Waking we read the straight words of The Wimmera Mail-Times for October 18th, 2011. ‘Mystery earth tremor shakes Horsham’, writes Caroline Tang, and she continues. ‘A mystery earth tremor shook a Horsham street on Tuesday last week. Steve Kemp, who was at home in Citrus Avenue, said he was alarmed by a 'massive bang' which shook his house for about five to 10 seconds at 4.15pm. Mr Kemp said he thought a large object had slammed into the back of his property. He said he ran outside and could not find anything. "My next door neighbour came out and said things had come off the wall in her house," Mr Kemp said. "We live across the road from Howden Toyota and half a dozen of their mechanics had come outside and were also trying to work out what was going on. "Looking up Citrus Avenue, a fair few people were looking around as well." Mr Kemp said he had checked the Geoscience Australia website and nothing had been recorded. He said the bang was louder than a sonic boom or aircraft, both of which he had heard before, and suggested it was an earth tremor. "There was a fire in a truck here in January on the Western Highway ? all the tyres exploded ? the bang I heard was three times as loud as that, easily," Mr Kemp said. "I have experienced earthquakes before, so that's why I thought it was one." He said his home's front windows also rattled for about 20 seconds around midnight on the same day. Geoscience Australia seismologists checked their seismic network stations for the Horsham area around the time of the Citrus Avenue tremor, but found no seismic activity. A Geoscience Australia spokeswoman said the tremor was unlikely to have been an earthquake. The Mail-Times reported in June that a 3.8-magnitude earthquake had hit the Grampians, the second largest on record in the region, with slight aftershocks recorded.’ End quote.
 Dreaming  The signature is the first sign of human contact over the land. We see the great curves and rolls and wriggles as the signature comes clear. Here it comes, the slight tremor of the writing hand, and there it goes. All writing comes out this way, as the letters form with the tremor of nerve and finger and eye. Our name emerges in writing, a tremor of the mind and word shape. The human body, so still so enveloped in repose, and yet even at our calmest there are minor tremors: the chest rise and falls, arteries pulse close to the surface, our eyelids flicker as we experience a dream definition. 



Tremor, 2013 (Philip Hunter)

Wednesday 9 October 2013

Geobloom (Philip Hunter)


Waking Geobloom is a brand of Philadelphia blouse. It’s a jewellery firm in the purlieus of Budapest. Geobloom also seems to be a start-up company for cactus nurseries. But hits online are mainly for Philip Hunter originals, so I suppose he invented the word. Geometry and geography and geology work together, giving shape to the amorphous world. From the start we were drawing lines in the dirt, making sense of our little horizons. Even our words do it, make sense of the amorphous. Joyce loved portmanteaus and on Bloomsday they get new airings. The main character is forever calculating the distance between himself and the next thing that comes into sight. Perspective is just the start of the story. A little explored subject is the implication in the book that everything comes into flower. NeoGeo, for example, was a shortlived art movement. It was made by people who inhabited dulux rooms in the suburbs, and further in. They seemed to prefer pink and tangerine, who knows why. But Hunter is plein air, his geo blooms day and night, imperceptibly at times, across the ancient lands called the Wimmera. His colours roughly detail the earth he knows so well, but are a state of mind as well.

Dreaming The volcanoes shot red flowers of lava and ash into the atmosphere. Streams too hot for seeds, sounds too sudden for reflection. The hills grew into mountains, bafflingly beautiful as the many angiosperm petals. Swirls of oceanic replenishment bubbled like steamed pods. Explosions were followed by erasure and overlong overlay and cooling and crack-up and crustation and erosion and photosynthetic buildup and wastefall and it’s all so long ago. Even if the results are permanently under our feet. And will change again with the next climate climax. We step forth like the man in Ulysses, a strange combination of empirical certainty and emotional challenge. We cannot picture the past yet here it is all before us, hard as nails, changeable as fire in the wind. Inside our heads the geobloom of our brain, high on its rootsy root stem system of nerves, imagines the universe breaking open into new forms. In our dreams it is alive. It is a geometry of different shapes, a geography bearing the flowers of necessity (for their shapes are necessity), a geology to which we are anchored no matter how much we bounce about or step lightly or lie down, like now, picturing the sky.




Geobloom No. 1, 2012 (Philip Hunter)







Saturday 5 October 2013

Lithosphere (Philip Hunter)



Waking The Greeks knew the world was round. Every day there were fig leaves and eye sockets and curved letters. They had hard evidence, just not final evidence. And so did everyone else, more or less, which is why it’s impossible to say how a flat Earth theory invented for a nineteenth century novel about Columbus could come to be treated as credible history. Easy for the incredulous, maybe. No European medieval astronomers thought that, flat. Lithosphere is also a nineteenth century invention using two words from the Greek, lithos meaning stone or rock plus sphaira, meaning sphere. The hard evidence included the simple fact that the world bends, that ships go below the horizon, that land does not rise up forever but recedes downwards. Hence the need for landmarks. And songlines. The strength of the Earth resides in the lithosphere. Hard and seemingly without a language of its own, hardly moving over ages, it bears us and is our one home. Here between the airlessness of the outside universe and the fires not far below where we walk abroad, there is a maze of desire in our bodies, a search for patterns going on under our skull caps. Some call it the mantle. The lithosphere, it is all before us, so hard to love but all we have. To be lived with, by and by, understood through tedium and ecstasy. We live with tedium and ecstasy.
Dreaming But the Waking definition is so mundane, we think, even for a miracle. The lithosphere is waves of evidence. Condensation and precipitation leave everything in their trail. Great fogs and miles of trees give way to morning light and ploughed fields. Their ripples and touches and atmospheres and reflections rise above the lithosphere like thoughts that will be thought. So various and multiform are these presences, no one language contains them and efforts to do so sound all Greek to me. Whether from the plane porthole or eyesight at ground zero, the horizon is blur and colour, bending ever so. The lithosphere is that inexorable stone and grit we stare at as if our final home. We wish to rise above it, like fog and trees and ocean. We are dust, we are red earth. Words falter forth like some painter alone at his easel of ease. The lithosphere is all aboriginal (small a-, big A-, both) to us. It’s all it is.



Lithosphere, 2013 (Philip Hunter)

Monday 30 September 2013

Plumblossom (September)

For we look at the plumblossom in Melbourne hoping for a new year of fresh fruit. Through August and September the plumblossoms break out on the wood, the petals all over the branches, noticeably present. Old concerns and minor resentments are lost in the sight of plumblossom. It is a reminder that a hundred new hopes will rise inside us, dreams will take us into new places, new chances will open up. We may be free of burden and in touch with a beauty that is graceful and light. The day is long. As we travel through nature and meditate on its sheer excess, its massive abundance, it is difficult to countenance words like ‘depletion’ and ‘crisis’ and ‘extinction’. We wish people would lighten up. Our reading and our intuitions give little space for comfort or consolation. It is disillusioning to see that while “the science is in” about human-induced climate change, the people who stand between us and a solution are politicians. And the voices in my head. Like, where do we begin when we are told there is nothing can be done? Make up art? Enter a monastery? Hit the drink? The sunned and savoured overindulgence in which our society passes its days, and it isn’t enough. While our imaginations surge towards tropical dystopias saturated in global humidity and we see in every plant the prototypes for triffids, here in actual September it is our one world we crave. We want its familiar shapes, its seasonal variations, its stubborn insistence in being just the way we always remember it. How it comes up out of the ground. Voices? Voices from everywhere in the transmissions of our now world. Like, your plans will all be subsumed in the consuming ideology, without which no one may be happy. Your summers will be hotter and rainfall will be deluges, your beaches floods and your glaciers turned to rivers. Your creations are just illusions and cannot save you or make a difference to the upheaval of the Earth. Your machines will erase the airways and your computers overload the arguments and your stuffed gadgets pile up on the sides of the street. But soon these voices diminish. Because the mind exhausts itself with lonely fears. We go looking for signs of certainty, in familiar voices and eager eyes. We see the world as we know it today, surprised by little events: someone puts out the washing; an old man says good morning as he walks his dog; the blossoms, all white, or pink, come out on the plum trees.

Saturday 28 September 2013

Maybloom (September)


Grand Final Day today. It is cold and windy this morning and if it rains at the ground the conditions will favour Fremantle, not Hawthorn. Or so they say. Australian football is often talked about as a religion amongst its followers. Even outsider sociologists are quick to note the devotion with which it is attended and the inability of some of its worshippers to talk about anything else. Nevertheless this religion analogy does not survive close analysis. The seasons come closer to explaining the special feeling in Melbourne at Grand Final time, than the trope of religion. It is about Spring. Between the Finals and Melbourne Cup Day Melbourne emerges from Winter and the Grand Final is one of the great unspoken triumphs of nature overcoming the gruelling struggle for survival. It is a rite, albeit a rite in which women are largely absent from any main participatory role. Stravinsky is not the half-time entertainment, but the colours are there, each year a different colour to celebrate the fecund multi-coloured beauty of the world coming back to life. The air is fragrant with blossoms as the people go down to the ground of festivity, or enjoy watching it on colour TV in the refreshing atmosphere of their own gardens and homes. Each of us waits our turn to be once more the main totem, in my case that of the tough and proud harbinger of Spring, the Magpie. Interestingly though, none of the big football teams have a flower as their moniker. There are things that fly high (Eagles and Bombers) and plenty of felines (Lions and Tigers), but the most recent additions are macho titles: Power, Suns, and Dockers. It was not always so. In the early days the Melbourne Demons were known as the Fuschias, probably because of their colours, and Hawthorn were the Mayblooms, the English name for the hawthorn flower. The brown and gold colours of the club are taken from the maybloom and not from hawks, a moniker only introduced by popular usage in the 1940s. Although the hawthorn may bloom twice a year in Australia, the month of May is the least likely time. The maybloom is classified as a weed by authorities, hardy and cheerful enough making hedgerows in city and town. Australian footballers do not take a flower as their symbol, not even the native plants that surround them with palpable and emotive meanings, and must look to the thugs of rugby, who chose to call one of their teams the Waratahs. Yet still the colours of Spring come out onto the ground every September to celebrate overcoming the tests of Winter.

Grassflower (September)


When, the, grass, seeds, their, flowers, let, go. Their, flowers, are, invisible, to, the, eye, most, times, or, else, make, small, grassflowers. The, names, of, these, grass, flowers, or, grassflowers, are, numberless. They, have, hooked, into, the, soil, and, seeded, and, shot, forth, like, commas, in, a, poem, by, Villa. Because, grasslands, alone, cover, twenty, percent, of, the, earth’s, land, surface. In, our, garden, we, call, them, daisies, interchangeably, for, the, white, buttons, tiny, blue, stars, pink, dots, and, other, miniscule, grassflowers, that, have, reached, that, stage, without, being, mown, down, on, Saturday, morning. They, make, the, beautiful, cloth, patterns, beloved, of, Elizabethan, poets, those, ones, who, dispensed, with, punctuation, marks, like, commas, even, when, they, were, required. They, called, them, jots, and, tittles. Let, someone, else, figure, out, where, the, commas, go. Jose, Garcia, Villa, was, a, fearless, poetic, experimenter. He, invented, the, reversed, consonance, rime, scheme, but, is, best, known, for, good, or, no, as, someone, who, wrote, poems, with, a, comma, between, each, word. Opinion, will, always, be, divided, about, the, virtues, of, this, device, whether, it, is, a, gimmick, or, a, godsend, whether, his, commas, serve, as, medieval, pilcrows, or, postmodern, solvents. Villa, himself, thought, his, commas, were, pointillist, “where, the, points, of, colour, are, themselves, the, medium, as, well, as, the, technique, of, statement". Which, is, why, when, I, look, at, this, page, I, see, the, uncut, ‘carpet’, of, springtime, grassflowers, in, my, back, garden. But, there, is, the, readerly, as, well, as, the, visual, component. We, have, to, concentrate, hard, just, to, understand, each, sentence. Commas, slow, everything, down, into, what, Villa, himself, called, "a, lineal, pace, of, dignity, and, movement". Sometimes, it’s, like, watching, grass, grow, which, may, be, a, benefit, sometimes, who, can, tell. When, a, figure, becomes, the,  common, feature, in, our, sight, it, takes, on, uniformity. We, accept, its, universality. Grass, spreads, in, every, direction, as, rain, and, sun, and, wind, assist, its, tenacious, hold, on, earth. Their, flowers, visible, and, invisible, send, seed, profusely, wherever, it, will, land, and, hook, into, the, soil. No, one, calls, it, eccentric, or, contentious. No, one, wishes, it, otherwise. No, one, says, it, is, taking, hold, of, us, messing, with, our, minds, or, making, things, difficult, to, understand. Grassflowers, with, names, for, all, I, know, like, jot, tittle, pilcrow, spread, in, profusion, thanks, to, an, anonymous, comma, poet.

Thursday 26 September 2013

Violet (September)

They are described here, “Underfoot the violet, crocus and hyacinth with rich inlay Broidered the ground” (John Milton) and here “ I know a bank whereon the wild thyme blows / Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows / Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses, and with eglantine” (William Shakespeare). In both places we look down, in both places the flower serves as cloth design, and as sign of nature’s goodness. This sense informs the later words “O wind, where have you been, / That you blow so sweet? / Among the violets / Which blossom at your feet,” (Christina Rossetti) though notice how the eco-connection is made between all the elements, including the element known as homo sapiens. This ‘gazed-upon’ affirmation of individual existence is heralded in the following words: “A violet by a mossy stone / Half-hidden from the eye!- / Fair as a star, when only one / Is shining in the sky.” (William Wordsworth) And then we have the unforgettable short poem by Graham Nunn, “Violets at Vaucluse”, here presented in its entirety: “Quite over-canopied / The nodding violets grow / Underfoot richly embroidered / Fair as stars half-hidden from my eye. / Where have they been / All my life / Which blossom at my feet?” Here the flowers return again, the same but different somehow. We see them just as they are, but in a new arrangement. Same flowers, different order, another year. In the years before Rossetti we find “Yet there it was content to bloom, / In modest tints arrayed; / And there diffused its sweet perfume, /  Within the silent shade.” (Jane Taylor) This praise of the violet’s special sensory effects is lost in modern times: “Not entirely crazy / though a little bit insane / outside in the daylight / mind runs as clear as rain.” (Gina Morrone) Or else is incidental to someone’s psychodrama, as when “Stumbling through burial grounded luminescence. / Cauldron mixed medicine of narcissus and headaches. / Adorned with the violets of Hades; / reminiscing of past redemptions; / Stirring Styx with a gnawed off finger. /Still tastings of ashes and blood; leaving portents in teacups.”(Gregory Burgess) It takes the originality of an Andrew Slattery to make it new: “There it was content to bloom, / Not entirely crazy / outside in the daylight/ my mind clear as rain. / Stumbling through burial grounded luminescence, / Adorned with violets of Hades, / I tasted their ash and blood / leaving a storm in a teacup.” Incomparable results laid open in this excerpt from his 100-page prize-winning “Ultraviolet”.