Table

 

TABLE

 

A Fable of the Table

 

The table is a twinkle in a very stable desktopper’s retina

only needing a start-up from a capable enabler.

 

The table stands up to scrutiny in a beta beat-up form

nothing a few squeaks and tweaks won’t upgrade.

 

The table is unlike any other project worth the name

or attachments, please patent the table as soon as able.

 

The table manual is load-bearing and world-beating a babel

read the small print before signing where X marks the spot.

 

The table is a by-word amongst the many alpha competitors

with most distraction coming from the wheel.

 

The table demands more science than the wheel, we feel

user-friendly, flexible and next generation.

 

The table is global sits comfortably in any room

kneels outdoors unfolds or expands in any climate.

 

The table, true, can be addictive though not as much as the wheel

still until they cut cables undersea watch the markets.

 

The table, users find they can keep working there for years

simply wondering why they didn’t think of it first.

 

The table now so everyday no one even notices how

it casts metaphorical shadows and fresh aspersions.

 

The table, its stable of innovators champing at the bit,

takes everyone on the ride of their lives.

 

The table asks what did you do before me

with blank amazement, for which it’s become renowned.

 

The table. Tell us how you rate the experience:

square, upright, extensive, inter-active, confusing, not my bag.

 

The table is disabled, is the simple message sampled

write via login to your op bot for further information.

 

The table on wheels is the latest fusion innovation

live the illusion, test the label, take it for a spin.

 

The table, very possibly, undergoes a takeover

now all eyes are on the syllable-dripping pen.

 

The table must adapt to the stylish stone stylus

or simply collapse under its own weight.