Résumé

 

Résumé

 

good morning

I show up I am regular

perfectly suited for the day job at

Appearance Is Not Reality

my diverse abilities are capable

for any set of circumstances

what wonders I perform

with no effort

sunrise warbling coffee

stretching ablutions traffic

good bowel movement

see attachments for complete list

 

good afternoon

can work in all weathers

long hours at short notice

have seen the times

versatile at thinking on my feet

or as required taking a siesta

am familiar with the terms of

It’s My One Dream

been through schools of hard knocks

big bangs global firsts

and believe I can fit right in

to this industry

 

good evening

writes itself

no artificial input

has an extensive list of publications

My Dog Ate The Homework

Tomorrow Is Another Day

their million spinoffs and prequels

an author of light and shade

no attachments necessary

winding down with enough said

wineing down with a red

 

 good night

is an interviewer’s voyage

all applicants should be so informative

delve the deepest darkness

wonder at the faintest light

interviews run a few seconds

or all night depending on the need

of fervent or moonstruck interviewers

email wisdom@the.house and address

The House of Wisdom

for a job well done

thank you for your consideration