Résumé
good morning
I
show up I am regular
perfectly
suited for the day job at
Appearance
Is Not Reality
my
diverse abilities are capable
for
any set of circumstances
what
wonders I perform
with
no effort
sunrise
warbling coffee
stretching
ablutions traffic
good
bowel movement
see
attachments for complete list
good afternoon
can
work in all weathers
long
hours at short notice
have
seen the times
versatile
at thinking on my feet
or
as required taking a siesta
am
familiar with the terms of
It’s
My One Dream
been
through schools of hard knocks
big
bangs global firsts
and
believe I can fit right in
to
this industry
good evening
writes
itself
no
artificial input
has
an extensive list of publications
My
Dog Ate The Homework
Tomorrow
Is Another Day
their
million spinoffs and prequels
an
author of light and shade
no
attachments necessary
winding
down with enough said
wineing
down with a red
is
an interviewer’s voyage
all
applicants should be so informative
delve
the deepest darkness
wonder
at the faintest light
interviews
run a few seconds
or
all night depending on the need
of
fervent or moonstruck interviewers
email
wisdom@the.house and address
The
House of Wisdom
for
a job well done
thank
you for your consideration

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