Sunday, 15 May 2016

P-Plate (May)

Some P-platers follow their own intuitive rules. After turning left, hit the left blinker. When overtaking, accelerate rapidly and cut close in front of traffic for optimum effect. This may include duco collection. Totals for duco collectors aren’t specified. Prop your P-plate at the back window with rolled-up footy jumper. Your vehicle is a sound-box, a nightclub on wheels. Only text at red lights. Eat dust! &c. L-platers cultivate extra caution. If a pedestrian approaches a street corner, immediately brake ten yards from the corner to let them cross. When travelling at low speed shift into the fast lane. &c.

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