Wednesday, 4 May 2022

Compost

 


Looking up intermittently from their internet, nerds notice through an actual window nearby how nature is twirling through the air outside towards a dank death. It might be the closest some of them get to International Compost Awareness Week (ICAW), which is settling down nicely between the 2nd and 7th of May. One of the admirable women on Gardening Australia once said you can chuck anything into the compost. Pondering this position over the years I have come to the conclusion hers is a minority opinion. She must have a bottomless pit at her place. Citrus, I was always told, is a main offender. Those lemon and orange rinds, end products of juicing at start of day, rot a lot slower than other rinds, a wealth of acid and anathema to worms. Boffins of the blogosphere will agree that organic matter deteriorates at different speeds, and what did she mean by ‘anything’, anyway? Even professionals can be known to give way to enthusiasm. The international online reading audience will be delighted to learn that we use a stainless-steel champagne bucket for collection of kitchen scraps. It is the most overused champagne bucket outside of the Ritz. Potato peelings, shredded corn cobs, apple cores, parsley stalks, everything is plopped into the bucket, for transport to the currently active compost bin. We have three bins, which we circulate through the seasons. As e-types are occasionally aware, autumn is about the main season for compost, with cooler temperatures allaying concerns the sun will fry the bin. Layers of yellow leaves and grass clippings and vagrant weeds rise to the brim, to start their rapid descent to the level playing field again. Synonym Search calls this humus. Web surfers will be interested to know that we employ tiger worms in our bins, payment being all the food they can eat. They hang around in clumps, turning mouldy rubbish into pure gold for the garden. My one concern is the sun, as I may have mentioned, which last summer was a blast furnace at times. Bins must be located by shaded fences. In halcyon days I trialled open compost troughs, but alas results were less than halcyon. Despite the promises of wistful decomposition on a large scale, the high maintenance time frame and risk of theft by bird and rodent defeated the desired aim. High turnover was an impediment to progress. Impressive troughs of Gardening Australia’s haughty composters shared no resemblance to my heaps of weeds and carrot tops. Bins are easier, the results the same. Slumped with their mouse, geeks need consciousness raising about the satisfactions of keeping the cycle going, shovelling rich granular mixture into wheelbarrows, scattering seedbeds, spooning textures into flowerpots, and generally turning castings into enriching agent everywhere.

Monday, 2 May 2022

Mahagonny

 


Incipient dread is the invitation as we walk the golden mile of Collins Street towards the opera. Songs of gold, the solid gold hits that built this city. The mighty City of Melbagony, once and future richest city of the world. The sleepy seaside City of Mulgabillionaires, risen from mangrove and basalt in the twinkling of a nugget in their tinpan. We pass ornate whisky bars, their patrons yearning for the days before long virus, a little corner that was forever England. When Californian goodtime ladies sang about losing their mothers, not asking why. When soldiers returned from the Alaska of the Western Front, their shared secret, no don’t ask why. When rapscallions and self-styled bushrangers set up shop down interminable shopping strips, a city of nets, a city of what next. A mood cabaret, an opera of the absurd teetering on incoherence, pulled back from the abyss by sheer desire for survival. Entertainment in a world where even the news is entertainment. What if nothing happens, no profits to be made with nothing to spend, except then boredom from the boardroom to the bordello. Circumstantially, nature intervenes in the form of once-in-a-thousand-year bushfires and Pacific rainbombs. These seasonal variations are not the job for moonlighters, they do not carry a hose, oh don’t ask why. Yet miracles happen and excuses are found to get back to normal, very normal normal. In the mighty illusory City of Megabyties you can get anything you want at Online’s Restaurant. Safely on the other side all is allowed, curt vile words fly at breakneck clicks, you may eat yourself to death and set a new world record, discover for yourself how sex never ends but form an orderly queue and pay at the door, receive huge acclaim and a fool’s gold trophy for punching out the other guy in plain sight. A longing too, it seems, for an America of dreams, welcome to New York, rainy night in Georgia, laying on Arkansas grass, even if longing transpires to be merely a bridge over troubled waters, everyone’s a winner baby that’s no lie, and buddy can you spare a dime. A man without a dime is a man who commits a crime, true though he can sing in time. No one wants to know you when you’ve got filmstar fatigue. Incipient dread is a court hearing, for assuredly judgement is coming. For the seduction of the lovely lady, your voting rights are withheld. It was your choice. For singing a happy song about climate change, you must spend time in the clink. Sing clunky songs there, it’s your choice. For being accessory to the death of your old comrade-in-arms, hard labour. But for the crime of not having a dime, you are sentenced to death. Time’s up. Help is suddenly in short supply in the City of Hahagagablahblah, but not if you are applauding the performers and exiting for first night champagne in the foyer. Collins Street is all glittery outside.

Saturday, 30 April 2022

Body

 


The shutter of the eyelid, second by second permits entry of the global other. The clarity of the retina holds up half the sky. 

The whirlpool of the ear airily early distinguishes every creek of phonemes. The tenderness of eardrum pronounces a million years of pitch perfect. 

The arcades of the nose time the air time and time again, in ideal intakes. The bridge is a mountain is a cavern is an atrium the perfumes of the Earth impel. 

The unmask of the mouth, secrets and surprises and solicitations and sworns betray with grimace or smile or pucker or gape. The instant of lips as occasion befalls, befits, then another wonder of words transmits, sounds right. 

The release of hair, an example to us all of us, rising and racing as week grows to months, wet to mop, wavelets to mohicans. Outflow becomes overflow becoming, a silken slipping memory for the bald. 

The upright lift of the head, mind concealed that yet reveals, intent facing one-way imagining other ways, turning small semi-circles, blood speaking. Expressions of a face only others know and recognise, electricity of brain behind all of that. 

The contortion of torso, proportion and relation, straightens up of necessity, the heart not stopping for explanations. Oceanic ribcage breathes a proportion, out relation, in straight, out necessarily, in self-explanatory. 

The around of arms, minute gathering, ours hours grabbing. Some days are all elbows or shoulder to the wheel or a flick of the wrist or only embrace. 

The handsome span of hands, made to work the hard science of chore. And the fabulous fingers, count on them, writing out to a nicety the sort of thing you read now, an acceptance we have no say in the making of our bodies, but do have a say in giving thanks. 

The pragmatism of the diaphragm, well aware of bare mutability. Midriff acting of its own accord for our accord. 

The originality of our sex, organised for the occasion, its cosmic possibilities and ofttimes comic outcomes. The lift and line and launch and limp of it, the lay of the land and longing and belonging met in good time. 

The shift of hips and roll of rump and through of thigh go back and forth and up and down the town. All shapely forms of us that move through spatial distance to their desired object, home. 

The long stride of legs, the little shuffle of legs, languorous hauteur or unlimited left-right-left holds us up yet to the world. The awe of all that pushes knees to the ground. 

The finesse of feet balances tallness, transports weight, points in the next direction. They arch and pirouette that are sole and heel, all the time feel. 

The turn-in of toes recalls their grip on ancient branches, their twitch a warm-up to a long walk. The turn-in at night as off is switched the light and from slowing toes right through to split ends rest comes to all that restless persist of anatomy. 

 

The shutter of the eyelid, second by second permits entry of the global other. The clarity of the retina holds up half the sky. The whirlpool of the ear airily early distinguishes every creek of phonemes. The tenderness of eardrum pronounces a million years of pitch perfect. The arcades of the nose time the air time and time again, in ideal intakes. The bridge is a mountain is a cavern is an atrium the perfumes of the Earth impel. The unmask of the mouth, secrets and surprises and solicitations and sworns betray with grimace or smile or pucker or gape. The instant of lips as occasion befalls, befits, then another wonder of words transmits, sounds right. The release of hair, an example to us all of us, rising and racing as week grows to months, wet to mop, wavelets to mohicans. Outflow becomes overflow becoming, a silken slipping memory for the bald. The upright lift of the head, mind concealed that yet reveals, intent facing one-way imagining other ways, turning small semi-circles, blood speaking. Expressions of a face only others know and recognise, electricity of brain behind all of that. The contortion of torso, proportion and relation, straightens up of necessity, the heart not stopping for explanations. Oceanic ribcage breathes a proportion, out relation, in straight, out necessarily, in self-explanatory. The around of arms, minute gathering, ours hours grabbing. Some days are all elbows or shoulder to the wheel or a flick of the wrist or only embrace. The handsome span of hands, made to work the hard science of chore. And the fabulous fingers, count on them, writing out to a nicety the sort of thing you read now, an acceptance we have no say in the making of our bodies, but do have a say in giving thanks. The pragmatism of the diaphragm, well aware of bare mutability. Midriff acting of its own accord for our accord. The originality of our sex, organised for the occasion, its cosmic possibilities and ofttimes comic outcomes. The lift and line and launch and limp of it, the lay of the land and longing and belonging met in good time. The shift of hips and roll of rump and through of thigh go back and forth and up and down the town. All shapely forms of us that move through spatial distance to their desired object, home. The long stride of legs, the little shuffle of legs, languorous hauteur or unlimited left-right-left holds us up yet to the world. The awe of all that pushes knees to the ground. The finesse of feet balances tallness, transports weight, points in the next direction. They arch and pirouette that are sole and heel, all the time feel. The turn-in of toes recalls their grip on ancient branches, their twitch a warm-up to a long walk. The turn-in at night as off is switched the light and from slowing toes right through to split ends rest comes to all that restless persist of anatomy.