[Video nasty] Your Resolute desk is sinking below the waterline. Your silver-plated bronco buster is melting in the heat. Your framed dartboard of Nasty Woman has lost its point. Your George Washington’s dripping to the floor. Your oversized floral gold couches are floating toward the lawn. Your crimson telephone doesn’t ring anymore. Your starship console hasn’t lit up for weeks. Your Winston Churchill’s a head without a body, rolling down your tenpin bowling alley. Your appointments diary stalled last March. Your letter to Cuba was returned to sender. Your fountain pen has exploded. Your advisors are down in the bunker.