The census is taking a while. Pink messages show up warning of delays. I start thinking of new questions. Favourite Australian animal? Wallaby. Favourite colour? Cerulean. Team? Collingwood, what else? Questions aren’t accepted in answers. Maybe I will ‘Save and Exit’. The little time lapse circle goes round and round. It was easier with paper. Half an hour turns into midnight confession. Why not do this by state? Or first letter of surname? The Bureau’s computer is experiencing slowness. Favourite millionaire? Francis of Assisi. Favourite month? August, whatever!!!!!!! Exclamations aren’t allowed in answers. Do you wish to leave the page?