Monday is nothing to get upset about. Individuals appear quite dressed up for it, generally. The furniture can stay at home. There is no gain in writing Monday one hundred times on the blackboard, it won’t make it go away. Live with Monday as with a friend. Another M the calendar insists upon is May. May is written about extensively by authors of every condition. It stacks up. May is up there, a very great deal has been said, and could be said, is. This is true across literatures, though statistics are scant. Anecdotally, no question. Few complaints about May.