Our special line of onesie is on display in a street or house near you. This onesie is a one-piece item of covering made of soft pliable material, pink, white, brown, black. Worn for sleeping, working, recreation, in fact all-round use by both young and old alike. Our onesie expands, sometimes unpredictably, to suit the individual wearer, though with age the lining stretches and parts can sag or droop. Special features include slits that open and shut when the wearer wishes to see and nails that grow of their own accord. Full replacement every seven years. Going fast this October.