Monday 17 August 2015

Football (August)



The objective of football is to avoid permanent body damage. This includes lifelong inflamed bones, concussed brains, and separated joints. Your body runs freely onto the ground. After that, you’re on your own. You must not be tripped, pushed in the back, hit with a passing elbow, but you will. An important achievement is the flying mark, so be prepared for someone to crash into you, breaking your neck. If injuries sustained are grievous, or even mortal, and it’s August, the offender may be scrubbed out for the Finals, but it all depends where the umpire is at the time.

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