New season’s decorations, going fast. Skull chains, 12-set: ideal for front fences, individually named after high profile anti-vaxxers. Long-legged spiders in different sizes: 40cm 8-legs for letterboxes, 14-metre 8-legs cover the entire property. Orange pumpkins: bisected, reveal the ex-president’s peanut brain. Shredded lacework: best quality synthetic cobwebs for shrubbery. False-bottom buckets: first steps in [trick-or-treat] consumerism. Toilet roll madness, going cheap: envelope yourself in a shroud using all the paper stashed on Day One of lockdowns. Premier masks: freak the neighbours with their favourite hate object, or collect the set, includes Cobargo, Dictator, Bin Chicken: Please note: Potato, sold out.
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