Damask (September)

Border Force will hold the line against ten thousand Syrians. They will not cross the incalculable coastline of the Land of the Holy Spirit. Border Force does not believe in attachments, nor opens new attachments. It believes in detachment. Ten thousand Syrians will be relocated to outlying Pacific islands. Fiji has agreed to detain them in old tents out the back of Suva. Border Force will bankrupt Treasury, a small price to pay. Border Force regards it highest priority to bomb the shit out of unnamed parts of Syria. This September further detachments of refugees will discover they are refugees.