The teleprompter’s there to keep me on message. Words, words, words. Poverty something, injustice something. But it’s all in my head. I’ve got my finger on the pulse, don’t tell me I don’t! November, a swell time to be alive! People say I’ve a short attention span. I have a great attention span. I see everything at once. I’m smart. I’ve got my finger on the button, don’t tell me I don’t! If we’ve got nukes, why not use them? Where was I? The message is the massage. I order one whenever I like. Look at me, a 70-year-old youtuber!