Why friend? It’s random. Everyone else does. Love. Contact my family. Avoid my family. Share the view. Indulge in bad puns. Impress those already impressed. Time management strategy. Show off my breakfast. Flagrant self-promotion. Flagrant introspection. Birds of a feather click together. Camera-happy. It’s my own personal TV station. Style. Compulsion. Why unfriend? Their politics, I had no idea. Their smart aleck comments. Their posts make no sense. They actually talk to that idiot Whatsit. Bewilderment. It’s March. They seem to have dropped off. Ennui. They prove to be bad TV. A makeover, though I’m still just me. Style. Compulsion.