Sunday, 27 October 2024

Bagging

 


[Bagging]

 

“Bagging the Romans”

 

Hard to believe Portentus

reader of where signs blow

became such a significant windbag

 

that Senatus the full quiver

of rebarbative barbs

is today Caesar’s handbag

 

how Rumorian Major fantasist

of gossip on his friends’ lives

is an autobiographical douchebag

 

or that the constant perfect flows

of Inundatus since earn him

the sobriquet The Sandbag

 

that that crafty Catullus

elegant darling of cut-throat wit

would turn into an orotund sleazebag.

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