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I, the undersigned, being of sound mind

admit to repeats, infrequent defeats

indiscreet yearnings, natural burnings

crazy ambitions, dumb inhibitions;

recall motley nights, some singular plights

those dodgy neighbours, the extra labour

idiocies a score, faux pas more and more

payments outstanding, my own moon landing;

deny wrongdoing, at least what’s ensuing;

accept every wonder, the blessed thunder

a rain gauge of tears, the drain of the years;

bequeath all these words, whatever’s preferred

to your passing eyes, good-humoured and wise

my name writ at last, as I join the cast.