Chin-shiners, in florid flashback, medical blue, and Melbourne black, are the new season’s fashion sensation. Strung from the ears by elastic or ribbon, they rest easily along the jawline, adding an extra layer of support for the loquacious and contagious alike. Breathe easier knowing you meet the government requirements for wearing a fitted [chin-shiner]. Dazzle your friends. Be the bright light at the party. Smile equally upon vaccinated and unvaccinated alike. Chin-shiners, for those who are in charge of their own destiny, and everyone else’s. They second as single ear-ring dangling, or ear-muff in inclement weather. Be seen, be unsafe.
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