Bondi

 Your honour, the man on the [Bondi] tram was infected. He was on the Highway to Hell. ‘Is that a Sydney street?’ No your honour, it’s a metaphor. It’s a song by AC/DC. ‘I see. Continue.’ He arrived at the beach with the intention of crashing some crystal cylinders. ‘Is that a legal substance?’ Surf, your honour. He proceeded past the Beach Closed signs to mingle with hundreds of others who also ignored the signs. His mask was down under his chin. He took Instagram images as proof. ‘A case of leading with the chin’. If you will, your honour.