Great (July)

“Make America the Greatest Show on Earth Again!” There’s the Great Vanishing Icecap! Now it’s here, now it’s oops, ladies and gentlemen. The White House highwire staff act. Look! No net. And introducing your favourite clowns, The Not Twins! “He’s a snowflake.” “He is not a snowflake.” You’ll roll in the aisles at their endless patter, all coming from the same person. “Would.” “Wouldn’t.” “Would.” “Wouldn’t.” Thirteen Melanias pop-up from a Fourth July cake decorated in red, white, and blue icing: “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the great American public!” Exit, pursued by a Russian Bear.