Saturday, 22 October 2016

Epithet (October)

This October the Australian Government is in the unusual historical circumstance of being run by two Prime Ministers at once. PM1 enjoys the following epithets, none listed on a ballot paper: Truffles, Fizza, The Double Bay Socialist, Turdbull, Talcum Malcolm, Turbo, Goldman Sachs, Sugar Bun, Turncoat, The Silvertail, and The Prince of Point Piper. PM2 has considerably more epithets than PM1, none of which will appear on his epitaph: The Mad Monk, Phoney Tony, Abbo, The Captain, Clownshoes, Ferengi, Tones, Toxic, Attack Dog, Nope Nope Nope, Thug, Abort, Budgie Smuggler, Shirtfronter, Handflapper, The Suppository of All Wisdom, and Sir Pository.

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