Saturday, 18 April 2015

Beard (April)


Mughal: curled tips in touch with cosmos, or turbaned vanity. Bushranger: hides in dense scrub, speaks in rolling plain outcrops. Hipster: internet-addled show pony whiskers, thickness indicates level of insecurity. Lumberjack: non-trip bib goes with check shirt and axe-grinding opinions. Metro: distressed-look or designer stubble, sometimes with shaved cubist edges. April: antipodean growth response to first chilly autumnal southern drafts. Assyrian: artistic hipster with rasta beads, and graphed interlocking interlocks. Moses: heavy-duty lumberjack, parted in the middle, 6,000+ FB friends. Weirdy: not on the terrorist checklist but camera-ready for suspicion. Caroline: rare, pointed goatee with wavy mustachioed uppers, dyes vary.

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