Saturday, 5 April 2025

Cartoon

 


[Cartoon]

 

Anthony Albanese,

a workhorse some call lazy;

understated, or clearly hazy?

 

Anthony Albanese

not easy being PM Albanese

in a world of tariff crazies.

 

Adam Bandt.

Did you say Adam Ant?

Prepare for a two-hour rant!

 

Adam Bandt

can’t just cannot abide cant

for it he just cannot standt!

 

Peter Dutton

in Queensland thing’s hit rock bottom,

in Denmark there’s something rotten.

 

Peter Dutton

shows he ain’t got nuthin’ -

say “Nuclear” and press his button.

 

David Littleproud

can’t pull a crowd,

has to say things very loud.

 

David Littleproud?

Yes David Littleproud,

that’s correct David Littleproud.

 

Bob Brown,

he’s been around.

No one’s going to keep him down.

 

Bob Brown

speaks with a frown

about those Capital City clowns.

 

King Charles the Third

hasn’t heard, or been referred

to Pam the Bird.

 

Charles, King of Great Britain

of whom much is written.

Once shy, now hard bitten.

 

Samantha Mostyn

says climate’s costin’

this world we’re found or lost in.

 

The same Sam Mostyn

serves tea and buns (Boston)

when the neighbours come she’s hostyn.